Old School Question (Chinese)

Qn 1: Who cheated bee hoon ?
Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon)

Qn 2: What animal falls down the most?
Ans: Fox, cos hu li jiao hua (cunning, leg slippery)

Qn 3: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming (wine brought up da ming / i long heard b4 ur name)
Qn 4: Which chinese actress/singer does not have centre parting?
Ans: Wu Zong Xian (no centre line)

Qn 5: Who walk normally also got stop by police and got fine?
Ans: Zhou Jie Lun, cos Jay Walking

Qn 7:Which emperor (huang di) is blind??
Ans: Kang Xi (Can't see)

Qn 8: How does a fish laugh?
Ans: HE HE HE (hokkien pounounce for fish)

Qn 9: How does a prawn laugh?
Ans: HEI HEI HEI! (hokkien pounounce for prawn)

Qn 10: Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap?
Ans: peacock, cos kong que kai ping (peacock open feathers / peacock open bottle)

Qn 11: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
Ans: cos bei bi wu chi (baby no teeth/ cunning & evil)

Qn 12: Which button on your keyboard is the most famous?
Ans: F4

Qn 13: Which button on your keyboard is the fastest?
Ans: F1

Qn 14: Which button on your keyboard is the fastest?
Ans: "F", because FBI (F bei ai "悲哀")

Qns 15: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan,Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?
Ans: Xiao Bai, cos always Xiao Bai Tu ( white rabbit / xiao bai vomit)

Start off with 10 questions =D

Qns1: what scripture can increase yr bra size?
A: da bei zuo (big cup scripture)

Qns2: Which of the Chinese Saints is the richest ?
A: lao zi ( cos we always say LAO ZI zui you qian)

Qns3: Why didnt san fen shou beef meat say hi to wu fen shou beef meat when they saw each other?
A: cos they are not shou yet (Not cooked)

Qns4:新加坡有很多外地劳工。来至印度，叫印劳。来至泰国，叫泰劳。请问在新加坡，哪一劳赚最多钱？？？
A: mai dang lao (mcdonalds)

Qns5: For xmas, 'A' gets an Ant for present, 'B' gets a Bear & 'C' gets a Cat. guess when it comes to 'O', wat does O get?
A: 羊 or sheep. bcos 欧得洋 ( o de yang)

Qns6: 便秘, 猜一种运动.
A:少棒賽 or Baseball. read as in hokkien. (shao pang sai)

Qns7:what number(2 digit) is greater than the bear's poo?
A:40 sheng yu xiong bian. (cenosis commercial)

Qns8:what do call a male malay that is tiny?
A: mimimart (mimi mud)

Qns9: who has the hardest stomach in this world?
A: yin du ren (indian no offence though)

Qns10:Why did Ah Beng go to a R(A) movie with his 21 friends?
A: 21 ppl cos he tot have to bring 21 ppl and above to enter.