Start off with 10 questions =D

Qns1: what scripture can increase yr bra size?
A: da bei zuo (big cup scripture)

Qns2: Which of the Chinese Saints is the richest ?
A: lao zi ( cos we always say LAO ZI zui you qian)

Qns3: Why didnt san fen shou beef meat say hi to wu fen shou beef meat when they saw each other?
A: cos they are not shou yet (Not cooked)

Qns4:新加坡有很多外地劳工。来至印度，叫印劳。来至泰国，叫泰劳。请问在新加坡，哪一劳赚最多钱？？？
A: mai dang lao (mcdonalds)

Qns5: For xmas, 'A' gets an Ant for present, 'B' gets a Bear & 'C' gets a Cat. guess when it comes to 'O', wat does O get?
A: 羊 or sheep. bcos 欧得洋 ( o de yang)

Qns6: 便秘, 猜一种运动.
A:少棒賽 or Baseball. read as in hokkien. (shao pang sai)

Qns7:what number(2 digit) is greater than the bear's poo?
A:40 sheng yu xiong bian. (cenosis commercial)

Qns8:what do call a male malay that is tiny?
A: mimimart (mimi mud)

Qns9: who has the hardest stomach in this world?
A: yin du ren (indian no offence though)

Qns10:Why did Ah Beng go to a R(A) movie with his 21 friends?
A: 21 ppl cos he tot have to bring 21 ppl and above to enter.